As a courtesy to all parties involved with this Contract, Grace & Steele is willing to provide extensive written details on the exact terms of the soul-exchange. As servants under the Overlord Lucifer, Grace & Steele is pleased to obtain your soul along with some minor obligations and rules. State, US, international laws do not apply, though spiritual laws of Hell do.
Showing posts with label Need Sam and Dean. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Need Sam and Dean. Show all posts
Wednesday, October 15, 2014
Thursday, October 9, 2014
My Friendly Letter To The Devil Overlord
Dear Lucifer,
This is Penelope Grace, a fan of your work and your forked tongue. As your servant, the Princess of Thrones, would you be so kind to send us more minions and demons? I feel like we are losing too many of them to salt and exorcisms. They go back to Hell, but they refuse to come back to us. We have Dean Winchester on our side as the Knight of Hell, but Sam Winchester keeps on torturing and killing our numbers. And that crossroad demon, Crowley, keeps on claiming himself as the King of Hell.
Due to the very respectful tone of mine, would you kindly send us a thousand demonic souls? We are buying up as many souls as we can, but we still need more power. Thank you, Overlord.
Also, I wouldn't mind selling a few souls so I can publish my books. Thank you, Our Overlord. Please, note that I myself do not have a soul. I sold it long ago to have that ability to write awesomely.
Your humble servant,
Penelope Grace, the Princess of Thrones
Saturday, October 4, 2014
2014 Halloween
In anticipation of Halloween, The Grace & Steele blog has changed to a more demonic design. If you aren't one of us yet, join us. We have blood.
We will be sure to celebrate the rise of the darkest times of the year. We'll make sure to invite the Four Horsemen along with everyone from Lucifer to Belial. After all, it is the darkest times of the year. (Be on the lookout for an open letter to Lucifer).
Muhahahaha! Muahahaha! Muahahaha! Muahahaha!
-Penelope Grace, Princess of Thrones (and also confused at what her fellow Princess of Hell, Alex Steele, is).
P.s. Alex Steele will now be known as Alex Steele, Blood Princess.
We will be sure to celebrate the rise of the darkest times of the year. We'll make sure to invite the Four Horsemen along with everyone from Lucifer to Belial. After all, it is the darkest times of the year. (Be on the lookout for an open letter to Lucifer).
Muhahahaha! Muahahaha! Muahahaha! Muahahaha!
-Penelope Grace, Princess of Thrones (and also confused at what her fellow Princess of Hell, Alex Steele, is).
P.s. Alex Steele will now be known as Alex Steele, Blood Princess.
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